
Humpty Dumpty
A thigh
A bubble letter W
The sound of John Goodman’s voice
Gnocchi
All torso
A wet comforter
A jowl totem pole
A womb wearing a wig
The Bean in Chicago, but not silver or shiny
If the word “waterlogged” took on female form and still had to work
A jumbo Crayon
Stagnant pond water
Grover Cleveland
Big League Chew
An air hockey table, unplugged
A ball
Balloon animal that no one can figure out what animal it is
The “th” sound. “Thhhhhhhhh”
Milk, room temp
Opposite of fresh limes
Car exhaust that somehow solidifies
A hydrangea (only right after showering)
Cheetos Puffs
An upside down Jabba the Hutt
A Cootie, that toy from the 80s
A malted milk ball
A frog I dissected once, whose intestines were so bloated and puffed that I was allowed to sit outside for a little fresh air
A camp pillow in the morning
The moment right before you tap the 57
Paste
The sound of a red wiffle ball bat making contact
A bouncy house full of lead
Chernobyl