Derek Mari

Fictional Characters Who Will Receive The COVID-19 Vaccine Before You

  1. Dobby the House Elf (essential worker)
  2. Gandalf the White (2,019 years old)
  3. Darth Vader (preexisting respiratory condition)
  4. Andy Dufresne (inmate at Shawshank State Penitentiary)
  5. Aslan (British)
  6. Jay Gatsby (rich)
  7. Casper the Friendly Ghost (immunocompromised, i.e. dead)
  8. Holly Golightly (great for publicity)
  9. Nurse Ratched (frontliner)
  10. Dr. Jekyll (medical professional)
  11. Mr. Hyde (by association)
  12. Francis Underwood (politician who once denied threat)
  13. Forrest Gump (participated in clinical trials, accidentally developed the vaccine)

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