Everything here is always cooked As You Like It!

~Drink Menu~

Wine:

The Grapes of Wrath Dry Merlot

The Picture of Dorian Gray: Aging like a Fine Chardonnay

The Scarlet Letter: “A” for Apothic Red

The Cask of Amontillado Aged Sherry

Cocktails:

Treasure Island Pina Colada

House on Mango Street’s Fresh Mango Margarita

Jekyll and Hyde’s “Poison” Rum Cocktail

Tom Buchanan’s The Great Gatsby: Gin, Lime & Club Soda

Tequila “The Sun Also Rises” Sunrise

A Clockwork Orange Creamsicle Cocktail

~Dinner Menu~

Appetizers:

The Hunger Games “Peeta” Bread with Hummus

Raisin in the Sun Raisin Breadbasket

A Passage to India Curried Tomato Lentil Dip

Seabiscuits and Gravy

Soups & Salads:

The Tragedy of Julius Caesar Salad

Leaves of Grass Mixed Green Salad

The Secret Garden Salad

Macbeth’s Three Witches: Snake, Newt, & Frog Soup Cauldron

The Catcher in the Rye Bread Bowl of New York Style Minestrone

Surf:

The Pearl Clams Casino

The Old Man and the Sea’s Fish Tacos

Hatchet-speared Fire Grilled Crayfish

20,000 Leagues Under the Seafood Paella

The Odyssey Seafood Scampi

Turf:

Animal Farm-Raised Pig Roast

Slaughterhouse 5-oz Filet Mignon

Because it is a sin To Kill a Mockingbird: Chicken Skewers

Things Fall Apart Beef Pot Roast

The Diary of Anne Frankfurters & Fries

Naked Lunch Turkey Club

Lord of the Flies Special: Pigs in a Blanket

Side Dishes:

Peter Pan-Fried Asparagus

Dracula’s Garlic Mashed Potatoes

White Fang’s Yukon Gold Hasselback Potatoes

Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire-grilled Artichokes

~Dessert Menu~

James and the Giant Peach Cobbler

Blueberry, Raspberry, & Huckleberry Finn Fruit Tart

Fahrenheit 451-Torched Creme Brulee

Life of Apple Pi

Brave New World-Renowned Chocolate Eclairs

Edmund’s The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe Turkish Delight

Call of the Wild Klondike Bar

The Chocolate War’s Molten Chocolate Cake

Everything here is always cooked As You Like It!

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