by Joe Balaz

At first wen you looked at da name

you could imagine supercharged eels
or stingrays in da currents

but it wuz nutting like dat.

Da beach wuz known as such

because of da nearby power plant
at Kahe Point.

Two giant cooling pipes offshore
outflowed lots of warm watah

so all da surrounding marine life
wuz attracted to check it out.

Dats why da place

wuz so popular wit snorkelers
and scuba divers.

Reggie wuz familiar wit Electric Beach
as wun destination too

but he nevah have
any snorkeling on his mind

wen he wuz sitting in wun bar
in nearby Ko Olina.

He wuz moa interested
in da tourist chick

dat wuz looking back at him.

Deah wuz wun mutual tingle
on da brainwaves                                                                                                                            

and at first Reggie’s spontaneous plan

wuz foa da two of dem
to drive dat night

back to his apartment in Waianae.

On da way dough

dey suddenly stopped
at Electric Beach instead

and disappeared into da dark.

Needless to say

dey got hot and heavy
on wun beach towel

and wuz headed
to wun explosive surge

wen wun synthetic sun
blazed on dere startled eyeballs.

Behind wun flashlight

wun voice like God
in da Garden of Eden

spoke while revealing

dere two naked backsides
gleaming in da glare.

Da cop wen cut dem wun break
right deah on Electric Beach

wen he told dem to leave
and go get wun room somewheah.

Lucky foa dem

dey nevah have to pay wun utility bill
in da form of wun obscenity charge

foa misusing da premises.