Quiz: Which Former Victoria’s Secret Angel Are You?

Victoria’s Secret Angels are the heavenly ambassadors synonymous with this renowned lingerie brand. Victoria’s Secret has been around since 1977; it was founded by a woman who was trying to create high-quality undergarments tailored to and affordable for the everyday lady.

Just kidding, it was founded by a man.

It began as a retail store in California, and eventually went worldwide to produce, as their website says, “the world’s most famous bras, panties, and lingerie.”

It then started to produce a weekly catalogue that also served as prime masturbation fodder for many when free porn was but a twinkle in the world wide web’s eye.

And in 1997, the miracle of the Victoria’s Secret Angel was born. Since their inception, many of these Angels have been seen in the Victoria’s Secret catalogues, have been featured on the brand’s iconic photography across retail stores all over, and have been responsible for the eating disorders of millions of women around the world.

Angels are most known for their work on the legendary Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, where they flaunt their airbrushed features and their size 30A bras to show what these Victoria’s Secret products could look like if everyday women tried a little harder.

There have been so many amazing Angels throughout the years in Victoria’s Secret history! Want to know which famous former Victoria’s Secret Angel you’re most like? Find out here!

1. Did you create a show called America’s Next Top Model?
A. No
B. No
C. No
D. No
E. Yes

2. Do you have three children with Seal?
A. No
B. No
C. No
D. Yes
E. No

3. Are you one of the highest-paid models in the world, one of the 16th richest women in the entertainment industry, and, according to Forbes, the 89th Most Powerful Woman in the World? Oh, and have you appeared on over 1,200 magazine covers?
A. No
B. Yes
C. No
D. No
E. No

4. Is your name Karlie Kloss?
A. Yes
B. No
C. No
D. No
E. No

5. Did you once marry a man named Orlando Bloom, and then divorce him after four years of marriage, and then marry a man who many would consider a “tycoon” for inventing this app called Snapchat?
A. No
B. No
C. Yes
D. No
E. No

ANSWERS

IF YOU ANSWERED [E. YES] TO #1:
You’re most like [Tyra Banks]! Congratulations! [Tyra Banks] is a very beautiful Victoria’s Secret Angel. She is [the founder and host of America’s Next Top Model. She also invented the “smize”]. [Tyra Banks] is a great Victoria’s Secret Angel to be like!

IF YOU ANSWERED [D. YES] TO #2:
You’re most like [Heidi Klum]! Congratulations! [Heidi Klum] is a very beautiful Victoria’s Secret Angel. She [appeared on the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue in 1998 and was nominated for six Emmy Awards!]. [Heidi Klum] is a great Victoria’s Secret Angel to be like!

IF YOU ANSWERED [B. YES] TO #3:
You’re most like [Gisele Bündchen]! Congratulations! [Gisele Bündchen] is a very beautiful Victoria’s Secret Angel. She is [married to Tom Brady, but the crazy thing is, that’s not even the most interesting thing about her! The most interesting thing about her is that she makes more money than he does]. [Gisele Bündchen] is a great Victoria’s Secret Angel to be like!

IF YOU ANSWERED [A. YES] TO #4:
You’re most like [Karlie Kloss]! Congratulations! [Karlie Kloss] is a very beautiful Victoria’s Secret Angel. She is [very tall and has a lot of Instagram followers. Also, she is friends with Taylor Swift]. [Karlie Kloss] is a great Victoria’s Secret Angel to be like!

IF YOU ANSWERED [C. YES] TO #5:
You’re most like [Miranda Kerr]! Congratulations! [Miranda Kerr] is a very beautiful Victoria’s Secret Angel. She is [Australian]. [Miranda Kerr] is a great Victoria’s Secret Angel to be like!

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