Mikey didn’t love flowers as much as mother
Daniel absolutely loved flowers as much as his mother
Jonesy, in a weird way, wanted to become his mother…
Pete knew nothing about flowers, but made an attempt to learn!
Pat could not learn too much about flowers, due to his anchor of a religion.
Marty thought roses had the most beautiful smell
Ben also thought of roses the same way, then called Marty out in front of everyone!
Jack vacillated on the idea of speaking his mind about roses…
Author received flowers from his wife on their anniversary
Samuel thought this was backwards, so he gave flowers to Author’s wife
Carmichael and his team discovered Samuel’s battered corpse days later
Freddie picked some tulips in a nearby field
Craig picked on Freddie for most of his adult life after that
Billy thought some men deserved flowers, and others not so much
Author was one of these people.
Lewis, an illiterate, wrote only wingdings to his fair love. She did not give him flowers.
Carmichael gave his team each some flowers. They thought he was crossing some lines.
Deng googled the best ways to incorporate daisies into his cooking
Nathaniel, being a friend of Deng’s, died of a mysterious cause
Dave wore a poppy on the anniversary of his friends’ death
Oliver, writing this piece, notes that Dave drove death camp trains
Keaton placed flowers on the surface of his sensual bath
Jerome placed flowers in the barrels of opposing rifles
Hanlon placed flowers between his ass
Carmicheal was experiencing new things with Hanlon
Dustin Hoffman’s future grave was bare of any nice flowers that could grow
Felton believed black orchids are a sign of good fortune
Linus, Felton’s father, riddled his sons childhood with fibs and untrue sayings about flowers
Oswald compared his existence to that of a daffodil
Daffodil, the flower that oswald was fucking, could not do much
Father O’Rourke was opposed to the idea of laying on a bed of flowers for his viking funeral.
Bobby found nothing but a bed full of flowers when looking for his wife in a hurry
Carmicheal, looking for Bobby’s wife, suspects his split personality “The Madman” of foul play
Tim has been growing sunflowers for a while!