Is your boyfriend rich and obsessed with startups or rich and obsessed with Mount Everest? Take this quiz to find out.

1. For your last vacation, your boyfriend suggested: 

A. Hanging out with some tech bros in SF who have this cool new idea for an app that detects when you have a hangover and injects Gatorade directly into your veins. 
B. Hanging out with descendants of the Donner Party.

2. According to your boyfriend, crypto will:

A. Make a comeback. Tomorrow. It’s a sure thing.
B. Be replaced by the secrets of the Bermuda Triangle, so we gotta get on that. He booked you two a flight for tomorrow. Don’t worry, he embedded a GPS tracking device in your skin when you were sleeping — you won’t disappear mysteriously 🙂

3. You just got engaged. Congratulations! But first, your boyfriend made you:

A. Pledge to give up Amazon for life. Instead, there’s this up-and-coming underground marketplace called Nile that everyone’s going to be talking about. 
B. Sign a prenup reimbursing him for any former or future excursions to Scotland, including any and all Loch Ness monster taming lessons.

4. Your boyfriend has stock in:

A. This brand new startup called the Power of Three, named after Charmed (the original, duh), that arms ordinary people with supernatural powers, only they have to find their long-lost third sibling first.
B. An actual leprechaun that he found while trekking across the rainbow.

5. When he’s retired, your boyfriend plans to:

A. Do exactly what he does now because that will be in about 2.5 years when he turns 39.
B. Live a life of leisure while depending on his house-elves in Antarctica. 

Answer key: 

Mostly A’s: You’re dating a venture capitalist! Congratulations — you’ll be rich forever as long as your boyfriend doesn’t invest all his money in the Power of Three and Nile.

Mostly B’s: You’re dating a venturing capitalist! Congratulations — you’ll be rich forever as long as your boyfriend doesn’t invest all his money in traveling to space and back.