
The temp agency landed Bart a clerical gig at a big-city law firm. At first, Bart showed satisfactory photocopying skills and got along kinda okayish. But when asked to fax, Bart responded, “Nah, I’m good.” Soon he kept repeating “Nah, I’m good” and playing cellphone Minecraft in the employee lounge. He slept in the unisex restroom. Security booted him, but he snuck back. The boss tried to help, but Bart eventually died in the psych ward. The rumor mill said that Bart used to be a political website comment moderator, which could drive anyone freaking crazy. Damn Bart! Damn humanity!