Signs You Are Watching A Total Solar Eclipse–Or The NCAA Championship

by Evan Allgood

The date is April 8, 2024.

You’re craving a Corona.

Your dad sent you several emails about this event.

Your significant other is much more invested than you are.

The dog is not having a good time.

An orb figures prominently.

The spacing could be better.

A powerful entity is on a path of utter domination.

You don’t fully grasp the gravity of the situation.

There are moments of eerie calm…

…but it’s a chaotic atmosphere.

The next four and a half minutes will feel like an eternity.

A huge block!

Photos won’t do it justice.

The star is being covered.

Young people are crying.

Some are questioning the existence of God.

Others are thanking Him.

You can’t believe what you just witnessed.

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