
Author: brandonfollick
writer, improviser, big dumb idiot plaguing New York City


If People Talked About Romaine Lettuce the Way They Talk About Gun Rights

My Voter Fraud Secret? Multiple Deep Chemical Face Peels

Books Removed From My Summer Reading List Because I Spoiled Them After Making Assumptions

I’m The Dog that Lives in a College Fraternity House

The Societal Pressures of Being Ridiculously Hot That No One Except Me Wants to Talk About

New Poll Shows, of 30 People, 26 Wanted To Leave My Birthday Party an Hour Ago
