Catie Wiley is a lesbian writer and comedian from Maryland. She has a B.A. in English from Bryn Mawr College. If you invite her to a dinner party, she will definitely try to juggle any of the fruits in your fruit bowl. If you don't want this to happen, please lock away your limes. And your oranges. And your lemons. It's best if you just hide all of your round non-fragile objects.