I am retired NYPD detective, novice writer and comedian. I recently started submitting some comedic short stories and I just signed up for Twitter. All my stories are fifty to ninety percent true. Ironically, the ninety percent true ones sound more made up. I am terrible with technology and don't know why the top of my head is missing from my photo. I am working on a manuscript about my time serving in the NYPD and U.N. Mission in Kosovo police.