Mary Kay Jordan Fleming is a retired professor of psychology who spends most of her time leaving notes for herself all over the house. Her humorous essays have garnered awards from the Erma Bombeck Writing Competition, 2016, as well as the National Society of Newspaper Columnists, 2019, 2020. She has published by McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, Next Avenue, Next Tribe, Points In Case, Boomer Café, Erma Bombeck Writing Workshop blog, and others. Find her complete works at the pinned post here: https://www.facebook.com/MaryKayJordanFleming/.