May 8, 2023May 5, 2023 Neil Tollfree

SUBJECT: PLEASE READ! IMPORTANT! ACTION THIS! DO NOT IGNORE! ARE YOU IGNORING THIS? I CAN’T BELIEVE IT.

March 31, 2023March 20, 2023 Neil Tollfree

I’m An All-Powerful, Hell-Spawned Dread Witch And Yes, I’m Wearing A Leather Tube Top

October 6, 2022September 26, 2022 Neil Tollfree

Excuse Me, Could You Be Quiet. I’m Trying To Film This Concert.

September 16, 2022September 14, 2022 Neil Tollfree

Drinking Eight Pints Of Beer On A Tuesday Night With A British Person

August 19, 2022August 16, 2022 Neil Tollfree

I’m A Teenage Girl And Today I’m Going To Wear A Husker Du Shirt Without Ever Listening To Their Music

November 23, 2021November 23, 2021 Neil Tollfree

Sorry I Missed You, I Left Your Package With The Wicked Queen Of Aestryne. To Retrieve It, You Must Now Begin Your Quest…

November 2, 2021November 2, 2021 Neil Tollfree

Transcript Of An Experiment In Which Kevin Says “Candyman” Multiple Times

September 21, 2021September 20, 2021 Neil Tollfree

I Forced A Bot To Read 1000 ‘I Forced A Bot’ Scripts And Write An ‘I Forced A Bot’ Scripts And This Is What It Came Up With

July 8, 2021July 7, 2021 Neil Tollfree

I’m A Man On The Internet And That Thing You Made Is Complete Fucking Shit

May 28, 2021May 26, 2021 Neil Tollfree

I’ve Decided That Wearing Pants Is A Violation Of My Constitutional Rights, So Here’s My Balls