
Author: Neil Tollfree
I'm Neil, I write for @screenidle, @newsthump, @vizcomic, @pointsincase, @littleoldlady_. I can do a couple of yoyo tricks and can play Silent Night on the harmonica. The phrase you're looking for is 'Renaissance Man.'


Transcript Of An Experiment In Which Kevin Says “Candyman” Multiple Times

I Forced A Bot To Read 1000 ‘I Forced A Bot’ Scripts And Write An ‘I Forced A Bot’ Scripts And This Is What It Came Up With

I’m A Man On The Internet And That Thing You Made Is Complete Fucking Shit

I’ve Decided That Wearing Pants Is A Violation Of My Constitutional Rights, So Here’s My Balls

I Don’t Have A Wife Or Daughter So I’m Fine With Sexual Harassment And Discrimination
