
Author: Neil Tollfree
I'm Neil, I write for @screenidle, @newsthump, @vizcomic, @pointsincase, @littleoldlady_. I can do a couple of yoyo tricks and can play Silent Night on the harmonica. The phrase you're looking for is 'Renaissance Man.'


I’m An All-Powerful, Hell-Spawned Dread Witch And Yes, I’m Wearing A Leather Tube Top

Excuse Me, Could You Be Quiet. I’m Trying To Film This Concert.

Drinking Eight Pints Of Beer On A Tuesday Night With A British Person

I’m A Teenage Girl And Today I’m Going To Wear A Husker Du Shirt Without Ever Listening To Their Music

Sorry I Missed You, I Left Your Package With The Wicked Queen Of Aestryne. To Retrieve It, You Must Now Begin Your Quest…

Transcript Of An Experiment In Which Kevin Says “Candyman” Multiple Times

I Forced A Bot To Read 1000 ‘I Forced A Bot’ Scripts And Write An ‘I Forced A Bot’ Scripts And This Is What It Came Up With

I’m A Man On The Internet And That Thing You Made Is Complete Fucking Shit
