Author: Ronia (Ragna) Smits
I'm an Anglo-American writer, artist and cat guardian who grew up in England, the Middle East and Africa. My humor and salty satire have appeared in "The Yellow Ham," "Defenestration," "Robot Butt," "Points in Case," "Little Old Lady Comedy, and "The Daily Drunk Mag." I live in the San Francisco Bay Area with my husband, Professor Brovnik (and other wildlife!).
Hamlet’s Dog
Merry Christmas
Dammit! Why Did I Get Those Breast Implants?!
Well, Mary, I Told You I Was A Cat Burglar!
A Food Critic’s Monologue To The Little Prince At The Next Table
Frau Hinkle’s Bra Is Not A Happy Bra!
Valentine’s Day Gift Tag Messages From Our Delightful See’s Candies Employees
Thanks For The Mind-Blowing Wedding, My Lovelies!
Little Old Lady Comedy 