
Author: Sarah Vulpio
Standup comedian and writer, living in Chicago, trying not to die.


What Kind Of Bitch Are You Based On Your Bangs?

Articles I, A Walking Dumpster Fire, Would Like To See In Women’s Magazines

How To Make Sure You’re The Center Of Attention At Any Funeral

“I Don’t Mean To Be A Bitch” And Other Phrases Karen Uses Right Before She Acts Like A Total Bitch

A List Of Everyone Waiting In Your Friend Request Queue

Uber Ratings Are Dumb. Here’s Why I Deserve 5 Stars.

Advice for Your Friend Going Through a Breakup When You’ve Been Mentally Absent Her Entire Relationship

Baby Shower Gifts That’ll Tell Jill She’s Ruining Her Fucking Life
