Author: Sarah Vulpio
Standup comedian and writer, living in Chicago, trying not to die.
Articles I, A Walking Dumpster Fire, Would Like To See In Women’s Magazines
How To Make Sure You’re The Center Of Attention At Any Funeral
“I Don’t Mean To Be A Bitch” And Other Phrases Karen Uses Right Before She Acts Like A Total Bitch
A List Of Everyone Waiting In Your Friend Request Queue
Uber Ratings Are Dumb. Here’s Why I Deserve 5 Stars.
Advice for Your Friend Going Through a Breakup When You’ve Been Mentally Absent Her Entire Relationship
Baby Shower Gifts That’ll Tell Jill She’s Ruining Her Fucking Life
I’m More Than Just My Trust Fund, and I Wish You’d Start Acting Like It
