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How To Make Sure You're The Center Of Attention At Any Funeral

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“I Don’t Mean To Be A Bitch” And Other Phrases Karen Uses Right Before She Acts Like A Total Bitch

August 21, 2019August 19, 2019 Sarah Vulpio

A List Of Everyone Waiting In Your Friend Request Queue

June 27, 2019June 24, 2019 Sarah Vulpio

Uber Ratings Are Dumb. Here’s Why I Deserve 5 Stars.

June 12, 2019June 5, 2019 Sarah Vulpio

Advice for Your Friend Going Through a Breakup When You’ve Been Mentally Absent Her Entire Relationship

May 23, 2019May 23, 2019 Sarah Vulpio

Baby Shower Gifts That’ll Tell Jill She’s Ruining Her Fucking Life

May 17, 2019May 8, 2019 Sarah Vulpio

I’m More Than Just My Trust Fund, and I Wish You’d Start Acting Like It