January 14, 2019 Maggie Lalley

Catcalls I Use on My Actual Cat Who Hates Me

December 17, 2018 Maggie Lalley

Phrases I’ve Googled in Preparation for Christmas

December 7, 2018December 7, 2018 Maggie Lalley

A Brief Guide to Being Fun on the Internet But Underwhelming in Person

November 30, 2018 Maggie Lalley

Lies to Convince Your Family That You’re Doing Well as a Comedian

November 21, 2018November 21, 2018 Maggie Lalley

How to Fuck Ted at Your Friendsgiving

November 16, 2018November 16, 2018 Maggie Lalley

Thanksgiving Cornucopias That Say, “I’m Going Through a Breakup.”

November 8, 2018November 8, 2018 Maggie Lalley

Man Abandons Wife and Daughters in Pursuit of Juul Cartridge