
Tag: animals


Before We Shoot The Escaped Tiger With A Tranquilizer Gun, We Will Give It The Opportunity To Just Go To Sleep

Elephant And Piggie: Which One Of Us Will Survive The Pandemic?

Life Advice From A Guy Who Just Realized He’s Standing Between A Mother Bear And Her Cubs

Stop Asking Me Why I Joined An Armadillo Pyramid Scheme

Despite The Unanticipated Baboon Maulings We Were Repeatedly Warned About, We Will Not Be Issuing Refunds For Our Tropical Humor Writing Retreat

God’s Out Of Office

The Last Meal Of The Mediocre Mobster

This Fall Is Stressful, So I’ll Be Living In This Giant Pile Of Leaves
