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Why It Didn’t Work Out With Ben Collins

September 7, 2021 Little Old Lady Contributor

Chancellor Welcomes Back Faculty, Defends “Vaccine-Freedom” 

August 6, 2021August 5, 2021 adeleevershed

Jokes And Other Jolly Japes Circa 1980

April 14, 2021April 12, 2021 meagankensil

Upon Rejection From All Eight Ivy League Schools, Prep School Student’s Life Declared Officially Over

March 26, 2021March 26, 2021 Tilden Lincoln

If You Cancel My Student Debt, You Leave Me No Choice But To Become A Functioning Member Of Society And Actually Contribute To The Economy 

February 5, 2021February 5, 2021 hemanduplechan

Help! My Guidance Counselor Has Way Too Much Faith In Me!

November 9, 2020November 9, 2020 thomascoughlin

Why You, My Parents, Should Financially Support Me Moving Into This Borderline Condemnable Off-Campus House

August 11, 2020August 6, 2020 Katie Wooten

An Admissions Tour Of The University That Values You Entirely, Right Down To The Cent

September 21, 2018September 21, 2018 Maggie Lalley

Honest Alumni Newsletter Updates: The Rejected Pile

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I Cleaned Out My Closet And It Was So, So Humbling