PLEASE ALLOW US TO INTRODUCE OURSELVES:
WE ARE A KICKA$$ STARTUP LOOKING FOR A ROCK STAR (ENTRY LEVEL SALES ASSOCIATE)! THINK YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES??
1) Do you bring the swagger of a Rock Star into every room you walk into??
2) Do you have trouble getting any satisfaction unless all of your quarterly sales goals are met?
3) Are you an adaptable, action-oriented, British problem solver?
4) Do you ooze charisma and sex appeal both onstage and off?
5) Are you able to balance multiple projects, maracas, and deadlines while still delivering your best stuff?
6) Is the London School of Economics your alma mater?
7) Were you, by chance, knighted by Prince Charles on December 13th, 2003?
8) Might your peers describe you as “One of the most popular and influential frontmen in the history of Rock n Roll?”
9) Did you first meet Keith Richards as a child only to be reunited with him in 1960 on a train platform where you bonded over your shared love of the blues?
10) Are you none other than Mick Jagger of The Rolling Stones?
If you answered yes to most of these questions, we think there’s a great chance that you are, in fact, Mick Jagger, and an even better chance you’d be a great fit for our organization…and yes, we too like to party like Rock Stars!
Please reply directly to this job posting with a resume, cover letter, two professional references, and LinkedIn profile.
We look forward to hearing from you,