Man Thinks No One Should Travel During The Holidays So He Can Have Full Airplane Aisle To Himself

When talking with his coworkers about their holiday plans, local area man Justin Promhurst, age 31, expressed his concern about people traveling for the holiday season. When coworkers began agreeing with him, Promhurst added that he “really wanted to have a full airplane aisle to himself.”

Coworkers seemed perplexed by his logic, but Pormhurst continued, “People today are so selfish! They should just stay home. I mean, think of the other people on the plane who could really use the space — Like me! Not only does Covid like to spread, but I also like to spread…out across all three seats!”

Coworkers were taken aback at the comment. But Promhurst pushed forward, “It’s really disgusting if you think about it,” he said, “everybody’s aerosols just stay in the air! And people are on the plane for a lot of hours! You just know people are taking off their masks to sleep, or at least, that’s what I do.”

“So many people could have the virus and not know it,” continued Promhurst, who has never been tested, “I just think it’s irresponsible of people to travel unless they have a really good reason. For me, I’ve gotta get home! The Sbarro in my hometown is having a 3-for-1 deal, and I just love their pizza.”

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