Somewhere, While At The Rest Stop For Food And Gas

After the Washroom.
– – I’ve got two Kit Kats, a Coke, and…okay, chips.
– – They’re Barbecue-flavored chips, Charlie
– – Okay… And I paid for the gas.
– – I’ll get a bottled water and…some mixed nuts.
– – You want any Gummy Bears, Cheryl?
– – Sorry?… I was just making sure these’re unsalted.
– – Any Gummy Bears?
– – Charlie, don’t ask…

In the Men’s Washroom.
– – All set to go?
– – You can last another two hours before we pull off again, Charlie?
– – I’m good… And, speaking of that, you know what they had in the Men’s Room?
– – I didn’t spend too much time in there, Charlie. I was in what’s called the Women’s Room.
– – Condoms.
– – What do you mean, condoms?
– – They had four dispensers of them along the wall.
– – Along the wall, huh?
– – You know, while you’re standing there… I mean, the way guys stand there.

75 cents
– – Guys just standing, Charlie?
– – Well, you know… One said, ‘Double her pleasure’… And another said, ‘For the hottest night’…
– – Enough, Charlie.
– – I think one said, ‘She’ll never get enough’…
– – Enough, Charlie… You know, I wish you’d spent more time considering the chips. I’m not too wild about Barbecue.
– – They were 75 cents apiece.
– – You’re back in the Washroom, huh?

In the Women’s Washroom.
– – For all that, 75 cents is a bargain.
– – You know what they had in the Women’s Room, Charlie?
– – Look… I just kept to the Men’s.
– – Tampons… They had four dispensers of tampons, each for 75 cents.
– – Just like condoms.
– – No… A tampon’s nothing like that at all.

Differences
– – For 75 cents, huh?
– – And do you know why they have pads in the Women’s Room and you-know-what in the Men’s?
– – Because…
– – All right, I’ll tell you… Because women are practical.
– – Okay.
– – And do you know why they have what you were so interested in all over the Men’s Room?
– – They were on one wall…
– – And do you know why?
– – Because men are hopeful?
– – Can you give me a better word?
– – Because they’re…
– – C’mon.
– – Because…they’re hopeless?
– – Now we’re getting somewhere…

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