We manage your need to feel like you are managing by talking about how things are managed. 
By me. 
The things that have already been managed. 
By me. 
The things that, for me, don’t need the talking about because they have – and I cannot stress this enough – already been managed.
I’ll let you guess who did that, shall I? 
I expect you might have noticed somewhere along the line. 
But we still need to talk about them. 
To help you feel like a manager. 
And that would fine and dandy, 
I suppose, if you ever once asked me how, 
with all these meetings you so clearly need, 
several times a day, 
I am really managing myself 
Being managed by you.