In shocking entertainment news, Taylor Swift announced today that she has re-recorded and re-released all of her “Taylor’s Version” albums.

The new albums – Taylor’s Versions of Taylor’s Versions – promise to show her personal growth since she originally re-recorded and re-released them. Swift explained, “As an artist, I’m always looking for my next new challenge. What’s more forward thinking than revisiting those songs again?”

Swift has painstakingly re-recorded the songs so they sound exactly like the original Taylor’s Versions. “My fans won’t be able to tell the difference between these and the original Taylor’s Versions,” Swift said. “Sometimes I can’t even tell them apart.”

The albums contain some special bonus content: Taylor’s boyfriend, NFL tight end Travis Kelce, has recorded tambourine tracks for all of the new recordings. Dubbed “Travis’s Tambourine Versions of Taylor’s Versions of Taylor’s Versions,” the tambourine enhanced recordings will be found at the end of each album. 

“Travis is quite a tambourine player!” gushed Swift. “Many people don’t realize that he majored in Tambourine Arts while he was at the University of Cincinnati.”

When the news of Taylor’s Versions of Taylor’s Versions was announced, Ticketmaster responded by immediately crashing.