Five Post Malone Hairstyles to Make You Feel Better About Your Own

By Alexander Webb

p1.png You wake up frantically and check the time. You’re late for work.  Again.  You throw on clothes from the night before.  You don’t even have time to run a comb through your hair.  You think it’s going to be okay.  You run down the stairs as fast as you can and barely catch the train.  The train doors close and a sigh of relief shortly follows.  Then it happens.  You catch a glimpse of yourself in the glass and confirm it with your phone’s camera – your hair looks like shit.

Have no fear, we’re here to help.  Here are five Post Malone hairstyles that might soften the blow and get you through your shitty hair day.

  1. Braided n’ Faded

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Nothing says “I’m about to have a terrible day” like some thin loose braids.  Don’t be afraid of pulling up looking like Riff Raff’s milder nephew.

  1. Kid Sister Cuts Her Own Bangs with Kitchen Scissors

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I think that sums this one up.

  1. Still Not Great

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For special occasions and family dinners.  Let them know you still care about yourself, however little that may be.

  1. Starbucks Drive-Thru Chic

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Particularly popular for people who wear slides outside of their home.  Can be found driving a 96’ Acura listening to Deftones’ White Pony and talking Tupac conspiracy theories.

  1. Finna Get Loose

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Let down your hair and accept defeat.  Who are we kidding.  You’re late for work again and probably going to get fired.  Might as well make it a good day.

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