Plan first dates with people you absolutely aren’t attracted to
Browse Zillow and make a list of apartments that will definitely be unavailable by the time you move
Get really into meal prepping but then leave all your meal-prepped lunches at home and spend $20 at Sweetgreen instead because you’re not sure they even have Sweetgreen in that other city you might be moving to
Feel guilty about spending so much money at Sweetgreen and start budgeting
Immediately stop budgeting when you realize how much money you spend on La Croix
See a movie in theaters alone because that’s the kind of thing you’ll have to do a lot of if you move halfway across the country
Tell everyone you’re leaving
Tell no one you’re leaving
Start keeping a daily journal but stop when it gets too depressing (after approx. three days)
Drink heavily
Quit drinking
Start drinking again
Plan a going away party you have no intention of throwing yourself
“Accidentally” forward your going away party plans to your roommates in the hopes they’ll throw the party for you
Set up listening devices in the living room so you can catch your roommates planning your going away party for you
Sob into your pillow when you realize they never even opened the email from you
Scream at the B&H employee when they insist you can’t return open-box surveillance equipment
Start a highly restrictive diet so you’ll look great when you arrive in whatever city you wind up moving to
Quit your highly restrictive diet and eat an entire pint of Talenti Gelato every day for a week
Take up running
Quit running
Try to cancel your gym membership
Realize you can never move to another city because there’s literally no way to cancel this gym membership
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