- I have family in town that weekend.
- Are these child pianists going to be paid? I’m against the exploitation of children.
- These are unprecedented times, so I can’t make any promises.
- I was issued a moving citation in the metaverse and my date in meta-court is on the same day.
- My therapist says that piano played by anyone but an internationally renowned pianist is bad for my mental health.
- It’s going to be a very special day for us in the crypto community and I don’t want to miss out.
- Supply chain issues.
- I have tickets to be in the live studio audience of America’s Funniest Home Videos. Yes, it’s still running.
- If your child plays Tchaikovsky, we’ll be indirectly supporting the Russian invasion of Ukraine.
- I’m currently an active participant in a game of Hide and Seek and I have strong reason to believe that the Seeker will be in attendance.
- That’s the exact date and time that I’ll be doing my taxes at H&R Block.
- Remember how I went on that Royal Caribbean cruise a while back? Well, now I have Havana Syndrome and I don’t want to risk exposing the children.
- What’s the dress code? I only own sweat suits now.
- I’m on the verge of single handedly solving a cold case from that true crime podcast I told you about. Not that one. The other one.
- I finally figured out how to get past The New York Times’ paywall, so I’ll be catching up on news for a while. It’s important to stay informed.
- With COVID, most people lose their sense of taste and smell. Not me though. I lost my hearing.
- I’d have to drive there, and I’m trying really hard to minimize my carbon footprint. We all should.
- My high school sweetheart is getting married that day and I need to stop the wedding.
- They’re filming a Marvel movie in my cul de sac, and I’m blocked in.
- We have tandem parking, and I’m blocked in.
- For some reason, I’m blocked in.
- A fortune cookie from a credible Chinese restaurant warned me not to go. It was very specific.
- I have an appointment with my Spectrum Internet technician that I’m really looking forward to.
- I’m still trying to figure out if it’s cake.
- That’s the last day I have health insurance and I need to make the most of it.
Little Old Lady Comedy 