Magical Washing Machine

My washing machine
turns loads shades
of blue or red,
even when they’re
colorfast.
It spews suds 
in random fashion,
just to clean the floor.
It eats underwear,
socks, and tennis shoes.
When it spins,
it rumbas to a beat
so loud, it scares the dogs.

It’s for sale.

I’ll even give it away.

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