
My washing machine
turns loads shades
of blue or red,
even when they’re
colorfast.
It spews suds
in random fashion,
just to clean the floor.
It eats underwear,
socks, and tennis shoes.
When it spins,
it rumbas to a beat
so loud, it scares the dogs.
It’s for sale.
I’ll even give it away.
I did not realize you wrote this one until I saw you post the link on Facebook just now. Good one, girlfriend!! Love the end lines. Too funny!!! 🤣
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Thanks, Laura! Can I use this as an excuse to not do laundry?
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