nolchafox

Magical Washing Machine

My washing machine
turns loads shades
of blue or red,
even when they’re
colorfast.
It spews suds 
in random fashion,
just to clean the floor.
It eats underwear,
socks, and tennis shoes.
When it spins,
it rumbas to a beat
so loud, it scares the dogs.

It’s for sale.

I’ll even give it away.

Published by nolchafox

Nolcha’s poems have been curated in Lothlorien Poetry Journal, Alien Buddha Zine, Medusa’s Kitchen, and others. Her poetry books are available on Amazon and Dancing Girl Press. Nominee for 2023 Best of The Net. Editor for Open Arts Forum and Chewers & Masticadores. Accidental interviewer/reviewer. Faker of fake news. Website: https://bit.ly/3bT9tYu “My Father’s Ghost Hates Cats” https://amzn.to/3uEKAqa “The Big Unda” https://amzn.to/3IxmJhY “How to Get Me Up in the Morning” https://amzn.to/3RLDaKc “Memory is that raccoon” https://www.amazon.com/dp/9395224622/ "Cow Candy: https://www.amazon.com/Cow-Candy-Nolcha-Fox/dp/9395224789/ “Why Chicken Explodes in the Microwave” https://dulcetshop.myshopify.com/products/why-chicken-explodes-in-the-microwave-nolcha-fox Twitter: @NolchaF Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/nolcha.fox/

2 comments

  1. I did not realize you wrote this one until I saw you post the link on Facebook just now. Good one, girlfriend!! Love the end lines. Too funny!!! 🤣

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